Get the Girl Incorporated

So she’s interested, but you’ve got reservations. That’s fine. We’re here to help! An instruction manual and psychological evaluation for men who need encouragement or reassurance to act.

Please, have a seat. I’ll just have my assistant hook you up and I’ll be right with you. James, is it?

Right then, I’ll take your personalized reading. Bare with me… How does it work you ask? A woman’s intuition James, and that’s highly confidential. Will she know? No she won’t, she doesn’t know what you read or don’t, she has no way of telling this any longer and gave up trying. The possibility you may read is also a woman’s intuition. She suspects you might and that is enough.

So she’s quite in love with you, is she? Yes, that’s true and sometimes that can be scary, especially if feelings are not on a mutual plane or well understood yet. Yes, quite normal for most men to worry that she might be clingy and things could get messy. This is an entirely reasonable concern to hold. However, I have some helpful news for you, she hates clinginess also. Space is very important to her so that she can recharge her social battery. Would you like to read an ex-boyfriend review? … Yes I thought you might. It seems he told male friends of hers that he appreciated how much she let him be, rarely calling or texting other than for important things or to make plans, she was always giving him space. In fact she was so detached at times, sometimes he would have to call her, he found this quite unusual because most women are always calling or asking for updates. So while she loves you, she is not looking to overwhelm you. You can be rest assured she very much wants to respect your boundaries and needs, but expect a very devoted and passionate encounter while together if you so choose.

Hmmm yes you have worries about past behavior, that’s also quite normal. Most people don’t ever endeavor to make meaningful change but it appears she has. If someone has put in the work, might they be worth another chance? That’s of course for you to decide James, but if you do, know that she is happy and healthy and very much devoted to the idea of making you feel comfortable and safe. More than anything she just wants to make you laugh and be happy and share common interests.

If it doesn’t work out, or you change your mind? Ah yes, you worry it could end badly because of the degree of feelings involved. No one ever wants to hurt or disappoint someone. However, that is inevitable sometimes. Mature people are grateful for having the opportunity, appreciative of the good times. If you give it a try, even if it doesn’t work out, you’ll know and she’ll know. She’s not going to act impulsively or do anything to hurt you, she didn’t when you didn’t show at the coffee shop. Rather her hurt and sadness is often expressed quietly with tears or in her journals or art. She has good support systems as well.

You’re not looking for a commitment? No one ever asked for that. Neither is she. She is very open-minded to any and all outcomes. …Yes I see. Well she has very much wanted to speak to you but she is afraid that if she reaches out through traditional measures you won’t respond. She thinks you’re afraid of her and worries you’re hesitant to reach out because you don’t know what to say after all this time and you don’t want a mess. Would you like some advice on how to get past this stalemate?

Well if you change your mind, I am here to offer the second part of our program: taking action. In fact, we knew you would want to disconnect before that part. Most men who visit us do! You have stuck around for years, and it’s not because you want to see what she will create, it’s because there is something more there that perhaps you don’t even understand yourself. So before we let you go James, we are required to read this:

One day you will be old in your bed, and wonder what would have happened if you took that chance? Yes things can get messy, the unknown is always a bit scary. But what if it worked out? What if you broke that tension in an explosion of passion, and not only did it feel incredible, but that each and every moment after that was incredibly happy? Only you can break this stalemate James. She has tried everything, even taking the great risk of showing up alone in your city, knowing you wouldn’t show up. So speak to her, follow her, send her a message in whatever way feels most comfortable. If you don’t know what to say? Say nothing at all, just show up at her door like Say Anything and maybe with a Led Zeppelin tune instead of Peter Gabriel. She will open the door, she will always open the door. Will you?

You are now free to go… Go get the girl.